lione

lione
              

 he loves me

I've said  
but hey,

you're like a brother

he wants a woman like me ,
with curtien airs of his mother.
lies to his friends
d'you know she's more like a sista?
but lies in bed, think of me
 and more
than juss kissun'.

ball gowns & dresses

prom suits with presses

he sees me , says 

"girl you a

queen among princesses"

and lets me stroke his cornrow mane

while I contemplate lionessing.

 

00:50, 3rd June 2014

~hvl

 

lets be...poetry

lets be

You kiss me and smudge harsh lipstick

Across a hardened jaw,
Suddenly softening under your feminine influence.
Your body,
So quick
Cannot be enjoyed.
Hey
is exclaimed
And you deliver your signature greeting
to  birds of prey, hungry men,
hungry friends
 awaiting your attention.
My chest falls
as yours rises, breathing in the night's glow,
your eye's heavy with expectation.
We're only going to the skate park to
smoke spliffs
and touch clouds
but you, my dear, are dressed in poet attire,
all black, like how my mind goes when you cliché up my feelings,
all natural, feelings like the first time I realised I'm in love with you, Plush lips
all ready, like when I bow to painful temptations and allow you to caress my hormonal mind,
imagine my Herculean effort resulting in your body jittering
Spluttering in surprise
at the force with which you are licked and tasted and treasured
You wrap my arms around your Swan neck suddenly,
and cling to an arm that would never shy from defending your temple.
"Yes?" I ask,
when you gently whisper my name with your delicate breath.
"I really do love you.
you're such a good friend.
"
hannah lee * @hannlee_*
05/02/2014

19.58pm

SHE BE ALL NIGHHH...Beyonce's slayage of 2013

Hannah Lee's HIGHLIGHTS!

 The soundtrack to this post is; BEYONCE'S WHOLE 2013 ALBUM CUHH THAT SHIT HAWT!

 Okay, so 2013, Beyoncé SLAYED. Queen Bey reminded everyone why she is the reigning champ by waiting just 3weeks before the end of the year to remind everyone how she got her title. The music powerhouse, 1/2 of one of the biggest and richest entertainment couple's in the world released her self titled album Beyoncé completely spontaneously with no promotion, blogpost announcements or publicity with a whopping 14 songs and 17 videos. It then went on to sell millions of units within its first few minutes of release. Standout's from the album are quite abundant.

 "Drunk In Love", Bey's duet with beau JayZ was probably the most publicised and one that accused Beyoncé of being "racy" (like hello, she's with her HUSBAND. Chill tf out). Many were surprised, not just by Bey's surprise release, but by Bey's new, BAD BITCH,bow down  sound. The lady renowned for being a classy lady takes no prisoners with "fuck" 's (which sound like "Fuhh") and "shit" 's flying about. There's even a reference to Monica Lewinsky and her famous sperm splatted dress but its all done so sonically different and dance worthy, you're found gyrating to Beyoncé 's new tracks.

Ahh yes, and there is the introduction of Beyoncé's newest alter ego, YONCÈ. Sasha, MOVE TF OVAR BOO. YONCÈ is FEARLESS, swearing up on the track, grinding up on her man in the videos (which she has a right to) and challenging any one hatin'. Its like Beyoncé has unleashed her Houston reppin, BOSS LADY, vocal feminist (listen to Flawless, you won't regret it) twin sister into the music game. SLAY, QB SLAAAY.

Even if you hate Bey or her new sound, you've got to admit, pulling off the feat of 17 videos publically shot,yet kept a secret and 14 songs which have already sold millions, then dropping it on Friday 13th to further emphasise her slaying of the competition? That, is a showwoman for you.
Oh, and did we mention the amount of  SECRET MESSAGES in this hurr new album! Bey=SAUCY AS...HOTSAUCE? (If not saucier)

You may be walkin around the house, talking bout SURFBOARDS, CIGARS ON ICE and such and not even know what you be talkin bout. Either there are some creepy azz people reading too much into Q.Bey's lyrics orrr...they really are that saucy. Well, in any case, there are VISUALS to match this VISUAL ALBUM.

Oscar Nominations 86th Academy Award Ceremony

The Oscars

•   The Wolf of Wall Street has been nominated in 5 categories

•  Her has been nominated in 5 categories

• Nebraska has been nominated in 6 categories

• Dallas Buyers Club has been nominated in 6 categories

• Captain Phillips has been nominated in 6 categories

• 12 Years a Slave has been nominated in 9 categories

• Gravity has been nominated in 10 categories

• American Hustle has been nominated in 10 categories

We wish all nominees the best of luck!
For the Full List and Details click the link below: http://oscar.go.com/

The Oscars premiere on Sunday March 2nd 2014
US Channel: ABC at 8:30pm
UK Channel: Sky Movies 1 at 1:30am

Thank You 2013! Happy New Year 2014!

2013 has truly been the year of JTC

• Our YouTube channel has continued to grow in popularity with over 364,639 total views and over 715 subscribers.
• The diversity of our YouTube content has also increased by introducing our Exclusive hit shows like: B*tch I'm Talkin' and Ladies Of Laughter (LOL)
• We also improved the quality of our lyrics videos with over 53 music videos available.
• Our Reality TV Show updates have continued to give more details on shows like, Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. We now have 22 Reality TV Video

We've now been on Blogger, Tumblr and Twitter for a year and we will keep updating on everything we do.

What we really want to do this year is

• increase our active on YouTube, Blogger, Flickr, Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook.
• increase America related information for our US readers

All we ask from you is to share the links to all our posts, videos and tweets.

P.s. Sorry this post is late! We do love xo.

Thank You for being with JTC in 2013

Hope you'll enjoy what is coming this year in 2014.

P!ctures ¦ Ciara

P!cs - Ciara

P!ctures is a new segment in JTC which will happen weekly! 

Each weekend pictures of a music artists videos will appear and you need to guess which videos these pics are from.
On Thursdays or Fridays the answers will posted!

Today we kick off with Ciara who has announced that she is pregnant!!

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Look out for the next post of P!ctures to find out the answers

You can drop a comment on what you think is right answer!

TeeVee - National Television Awards 2014 (NTAs)

The NTAs are back and this is who we voted!

There's 13 categories and here's the list of who we think was the best out of the options !



Talent Shows

• The Voice UK
• The X Factor
• Britain's Got Talent
• Strictly Come Dancing
• Dancing On Ice

We voted for The Voice UK
This season of The Voice has been bringing it! The new panel is so good! Jessie J and Danny weren't really doing nothing for the show they were just,
D-E-A-D! DEAD!




Serial Drama

• Emmerdale
• Eastenders
• Hollyoaks
• Coronation Street

We voted for Hollyoaks
This show is been MAUD!!!! How are people dying in old flats, being raped in classrooms and having their babies snatched from them? It's crazy! Hollyoaks to WIN!!!



Comedy

• Derek
• Miranda
• Mrs Brown's Boys
• The Big Bang Theory

We voted for Mrs Brown's Boys
Someone bring the tissues please! It's not a sad show but it's so funny it will have you in tears. To be honest with you'll either Miranda or Mrs Brown's Boys would be a satisfactory win. 



Drama

• Doctor Who
• Downton Abbey
• Broadchurch
• Call the Midwife

We voted for Broadchurch
This show is the definition of intense drama. I've dropped off my seat couple times watching this show, it literally had me at the edge of my seat.



TV Detective

• Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock)
• David Tennant (Broadchurch)
• Idris Elba (Luther)
• Suranne Jones (Scott & Bailey)
• Olivia Coleman (Broadchurch)
• Bradley Walsh (Law & Order UK)

We voted for Olivia Coleman
She has to get this one da bitch went crazy when she found out her husband not only molested children but he also killed one too. Just hoping Season 2 of Broadchurch is even more dramatic.


Drama Performance

• Maggie Smith
• Miranda Hart
• Matt Smith
• Martin Clunes

We voted for Matt Smith
He might as well get a parting gift from Doctor Who he's not gona be going back anytime soon so he might as well get an NTA for his amazing adventures in the TARDIS.



Factual Entertainment

• Top Gear
• The Great British Bake Off
• An Idiot Abroad
• Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dog's

We voted for The Great British Bake Off
This category was crap! couldn't give a damn who wins. Just choose a random show.


Daytime

• The Chase
• Pointless
• The Jeremy Kyle Show
• This Morning

We voted for The Chase
We know you probably wanted us to vote for Jeremy Kyle but his arrogance is to irritating to vote for. Pointless is .. Point-less! and not often am I home to watch This Morning.



Newcomer

• Marc Baylis
• Khali Best
• Michelle Hardwick
• Anna Passey

We voted for Khali Best
He is genuinely the only one we knew on the list. We didn't know the rest of them so Khali was the best, if you'll pardon the pun.




Serial Drama Performance

• David Neilson
• Michelle Keegan
• Jessie Wallace
• Julie Hesmondhalgh

We voted for Jessie Wallace
Ok we know Cat messed up Roxy and Alfie marriage but if you know Cat and Alfie they just had to get back together. But anyways Jessie has a good on-screen relationship with Shane Richie so she should definitely get this award.


Documentary

• Educating Yorkshire
• Penguins – Spy in the Huddle
• Paul O'Grady's Working Britain
• Inside Death Row with Trevor McDonald

We voted for Educating Yorkshire
To be honest the only reason this got a vote was because of the episode where the boy who had a stammer started to speak well whilst wearing headphones, that there nearly made me cry. I didn't need to watch any other to be honest with you cause that was just to much.



Entertainment Presenter

• Dermot O'Leary
• Ant & Dec
• Keith Lemon
• Alan Carr
• Graham Norton

We voted for Ant & Dec
Let's set the record straight. Dermot O'Leary is not funny so he should not win. Keith Lemon is ... Bananas. Alan Carr is crazy but this isn't his winning category. Graham Norton, no thanks. Which leaves Ant & Dec they present 3 good shows they need to win this.



Entertainment Programme

• Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
• Celebrity Juice
• The Graham Norton Show
• I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

We voted for I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
If we had two votes it would of been Celebrity Juice and I'm A Celebrity. Sorry Keith maybe next year :( 




That's who we voted for but if you disagree with our decision then you need to vote:

http://www.nationaltvawards.com/vote/

Hurry cause voting closes at MIDDAY on Wednesday 22nd January 2014.

Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013

Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013

 

We've seen who messed up with there poor choices of clothing but now let's focus on the ones pushed the boundaries of fashion without crossing line!

 

 

Eva Simons

 

The wild Eva Simons has looks awesome in this poncho cut-out the design is a bit "out there" but the concept is really cool. It's not outfit of the year but it's definitely different and out there.

 

 

 

TLC

Blast to the past. TLC rock a retro 90s look. T-bozz has truly turned back the clock with this glittery, spikey biker look, and Chili has added a touch of elegance with her belly top, Egyptian themed outfit. Both of them are rocking trendy, current looks.

 

 

 

Rita Ora

 

 

She was worst dressed and quirkiest dressed all in one year. This look is cool (minus the rainbow hair) but except for that Rita has that cool summer streets look that is relaxed and trendy.

 

 

 

Pixie Lott

 

 

Jumpsuits and Catsuits are both really trendy and cool. Mixing them to together with cat elements was so smart. Although jumpsuits and catsuits work best with busty women or women who at least have a figure. Sadly, Pixie has neither so she don't really rock this look but the idea works well!

 

 

 

Nicki Minaj

 

 

Casual, Professional and SEXY! All in one outfit. Nicki you have out done yourself with this outfit. The leggins and high heeled sneakers make the outfit casual but the Electric blue blazer makes it smart and the revealing cleavage makes it totally SEXY!

 

Nicki you are the QUIRKIEST dressed of 2013!!!

 

Check Out the Worst Dressed Celebs 2013

 

Worst Dress Celebs 2013

Worst Dress List 2013

As we approach the New Year it is just time for us to reveal the 10 worst dressed celebs of 2013.

#10 Eliza Doolittle

 

The first entry for the worst dressed nearly didn't make the list but then I found out she was wearing this creative bow tie attempt in the winter! She truly wanted a chest cold it's like -12 outside and she is wearing this ! Nope not having it sorry Eliza! Plus the top half belong on a dress it shouldn't be with JEANS!!!!

 

#9 Thom Evans

Normally men don't make onto this list but this guy deserved it for the poor choice of blazer, the colour is wrong, the pockets look weird, the buttons are stupid and the lapel is ridiculously large. Buying a normal suit from Burtons or Next would not hurt honestly Thom!

#8 Paula Abdul

 

It's 1981 and it's Prom night in Massachusetts... Wait No it's not it's 2013 but Paula Abdul looks like she is going to be going to a Prom in the 80's. We do love you Paul but them puffy sleeves are outdated.

#7 Andy Ailo

 

 

Not sure who the hell this is but I definitely know she aint dressed well DAMN gurl you look like a freaky Trinidad flag. Note: to all who are going to the Billboard Awards 2014, Do not copy or attempt any design similar to this disgusting dress. She actually looks like a Caterpillar.

 

#6 Miley Cyrus

 

 



Miley clearly has a thing for Pussies because she is covered in them as she performs at the AMAs 2013. Miley is singing about Balls while covered in Pussy. WTF? Which is it Miley Balls or Pussy? Anyways, Her accessories are cool but they don't match her lame outfit. Better luck next year Miley.

#5 Rita Ora

Cruella Devill - 101 Dalmations



Cruella Rita looks very warm in her thick Dalmation coat.

Please, Please, Please tell me it was Halloween because there is no other excuse for wearing this coat with that hur (hair). You actually look like Cruella Devill. DAMN! gurl what u doin'?!

 

 

#4 Lady Gaga

 

 

I don't like Peacocks, I don't like Skunks and I don't like this outfit. I know she likes to be creative and adventurous and I cant like there's a couple crazy outfits she's done that I've thought "that's neat" but this definitely is not one of them.

 

#3 Kim Kardashian

 

Kim K - Last Year's fashin faux pas

Kimmy has made it onto the list yet again. Last year it was the turtle neck jumper with the reptile hooker boots, this year it's the flower sour dress. I'm sorry Kim but this just didn't work. The design would be pretty on a handbag or toiletry bag but on the entire length of the dress. Maybe if it was just on the waistline then it could work, even if the pattern was just on a belt it would work but the full length! Nah! Soz. LOL! :|

#2 Tara Reid

 

 

No Comment! It maybe Halloween but this is just wrong and scary, scary bad! You don't know how lucky you are, you nearly came first. I would of eaten you alive if you were first (looks like it'd be easy she's not wearing any clothes to start off with)

 

#1 Lady Gaga

 

 

 

Da bitch made it on the list TWICE!!! This fully deserves to be on the worst dressed list not just for 2013 but for the whole decade and for the whole century what the hell were you not thinking Gaga? I know your album is called Art Pop and you're trying to be all artsy and stuff but this is actually disgusting and should be burnt IMMEDIATELY!!!! (Someone find me an incinerator NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!)

 

Gaga you are the WORST dressed of 2013!!!

 

Check Out the Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013