TeeVee - National Television Awards 2014 (NTAs)

The NTAs are back and this is who we voted!

There's 13 categories and here's the list of who we think was the best out of the options !



Talent Shows

• The Voice UK
• The X Factor
• Britain's Got Talent
• Strictly Come Dancing
• Dancing On Ice

We voted for The Voice UK
This season of The Voice has been bringing it! The new panel is so good! Jessie J and Danny weren't really doing nothing for the show they were just,
D-E-A-D! DEAD!




Serial Drama

• Emmerdale
• Eastenders
• Hollyoaks
• Coronation Street

We voted for Hollyoaks
This show is been MAUD!!!! How are people dying in old flats, being raped in classrooms and having their babies snatched from them? It's crazy! Hollyoaks to WIN!!!



Comedy

• Derek
• Miranda
• Mrs Brown's Boys
• The Big Bang Theory

We voted for Mrs Brown's Boys
Someone bring the tissues please! It's not a sad show but it's so funny it will have you in tears. To be honest with you'll either Miranda or Mrs Brown's Boys would be a satisfactory win. 



Drama

• Doctor Who
• Downton Abbey
• Broadchurch
• Call the Midwife

We voted for Broadchurch
This show is the definition of intense drama. I've dropped off my seat couple times watching this show, it literally had me at the edge of my seat.



TV Detective

• Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock)
• David Tennant (Broadchurch)
• Idris Elba (Luther)
• Suranne Jones (Scott & Bailey)
• Olivia Coleman (Broadchurch)
• Bradley Walsh (Law & Order UK)

We voted for Olivia Coleman
She has to get this one da bitch went crazy when she found out her husband not only molested children but he also killed one too. Just hoping Season 2 of Broadchurch is even more dramatic.


Drama Performance

• Maggie Smith
• Miranda Hart
• Matt Smith
• Martin Clunes

We voted for Matt Smith
He might as well get a parting gift from Doctor Who he's not gona be going back anytime soon so he might as well get an NTA for his amazing adventures in the TARDIS.



Factual Entertainment

• Top Gear
• The Great British Bake Off
• An Idiot Abroad
• Paul O'Grady: For the Love of Dog's

We voted for The Great British Bake Off
This category was crap! couldn't give a damn who wins. Just choose a random show.


Daytime

• The Chase
• Pointless
• The Jeremy Kyle Show
• This Morning

We voted for The Chase
We know you probably wanted us to vote for Jeremy Kyle but his arrogance is to irritating to vote for. Pointless is .. Point-less! and not often am I home to watch This Morning.



Newcomer

• Marc Baylis
• Khali Best
• Michelle Hardwick
• Anna Passey

We voted for Khali Best
He is genuinely the only one we knew on the list. We didn't know the rest of them so Khali was the best, if you'll pardon the pun.




Serial Drama Performance

• David Neilson
• Michelle Keegan
• Jessie Wallace
• Julie Hesmondhalgh

We voted for Jessie Wallace
Ok we know Cat messed up Roxy and Alfie marriage but if you know Cat and Alfie they just had to get back together. But anyways Jessie has a good on-screen relationship with Shane Richie so she should definitely get this award.


Documentary

• Educating Yorkshire
• Penguins – Spy in the Huddle
• Paul O'Grady's Working Britain
• Inside Death Row with Trevor McDonald

We voted for Educating Yorkshire
To be honest the only reason this got a vote was because of the episode where the boy who had a stammer started to speak well whilst wearing headphones, that there nearly made me cry. I didn't need to watch any other to be honest with you cause that was just to much.



Entertainment Presenter

• Dermot O'Leary
• Ant & Dec
• Keith Lemon
• Alan Carr
• Graham Norton

We voted for Ant & Dec
Let's set the record straight. Dermot O'Leary is not funny so he should not win. Keith Lemon is ... Bananas. Alan Carr is crazy but this isn't his winning category. Graham Norton, no thanks. Which leaves Ant & Dec they present 3 good shows they need to win this.



Entertainment Programme

• Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
• Celebrity Juice
• The Graham Norton Show
• I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

We voted for I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!
If we had two votes it would of been Celebrity Juice and I'm A Celebrity. Sorry Keith maybe next year :( 




That's who we voted for but if you disagree with our decision then you need to vote:

http://www.nationaltvawards.com/vote/

Hurry cause voting closes at MIDDAY on Wednesday 22nd January 2014.

Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013

Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013

 

We've seen who messed up with there poor choices of clothing but now let's focus on the ones pushed the boundaries of fashion without crossing line!

 

 

Eva Simons

 

The wild Eva Simons has looks awesome in this poncho cut-out the design is a bit "out there" but the concept is really cool. It's not outfit of the year but it's definitely different and out there.

 

 

 

TLC

Blast to the past. TLC rock a retro 90s look. T-bozz has truly turned back the clock with this glittery, spikey biker look, and Chili has added a touch of elegance with her belly top, Egyptian themed outfit. Both of them are rocking trendy, current looks.

 

 

 

Rita Ora

 

 

She was worst dressed and quirkiest dressed all in one year. This look is cool (minus the rainbow hair) but except for that Rita has that cool summer streets look that is relaxed and trendy.

 

 

 

Pixie Lott

 

 

Jumpsuits and Catsuits are both really trendy and cool. Mixing them to together with cat elements was so smart. Although jumpsuits and catsuits work best with busty women or women who at least have a figure. Sadly, Pixie has neither so she don't really rock this look but the idea works well!

 

 

 

Nicki Minaj

 

 

Casual, Professional and SEXY! All in one outfit. Nicki you have out done yourself with this outfit. The leggins and high heeled sneakers make the outfit casual but the Electric blue blazer makes it smart and the revealing cleavage makes it totally SEXY!

 

Nicki you are the QUIRKIEST dressed of 2013!!!

 

Check Out the Worst Dressed Celebs 2013

 

Worst Dress Celebs 2013

Worst Dress List 2013

As we approach the New Year it is just time for us to reveal the 10 worst dressed celebs of 2013.

#10 Eliza Doolittle

 

The first entry for the worst dressed nearly didn't make the list but then I found out she was wearing this creative bow tie attempt in the winter! She truly wanted a chest cold it's like -12 outside and she is wearing this ! Nope not having it sorry Eliza! Plus the top half belong on a dress it shouldn't be with JEANS!!!!

 

#9 Thom Evans

Normally men don't make onto this list but this guy deserved it for the poor choice of blazer, the colour is wrong, the pockets look weird, the buttons are stupid and the lapel is ridiculously large. Buying a normal suit from Burtons or Next would not hurt honestly Thom!

#8 Paula Abdul

 

It's 1981 and it's Prom night in Massachusetts... Wait No it's not it's 2013 but Paula Abdul looks like she is going to be going to a Prom in the 80's. We do love you Paul but them puffy sleeves are outdated.

#7 Andy Ailo

 

 

Not sure who the hell this is but I definitely know she aint dressed well DAMN gurl you look like a freaky Trinidad flag. Note: to all who are going to the Billboard Awards 2014, Do not copy or attempt any design similar to this disgusting dress. She actually looks like a Caterpillar.

 

#6 Miley Cyrus

 

 



Miley clearly has a thing for Pussies because she is covered in them as she performs at the AMAs 2013. Miley is singing about Balls while covered in Pussy. WTF? Which is it Miley Balls or Pussy? Anyways, Her accessories are cool but they don't match her lame outfit. Better luck next year Miley.

#5 Rita Ora

Cruella Devill - 101 Dalmations



Cruella Rita looks very warm in her thick Dalmation coat.

Please, Please, Please tell me it was Halloween because there is no other excuse for wearing this coat with that hur (hair). You actually look like Cruella Devill. DAMN! gurl what u doin'?!

 

 

#4 Lady Gaga

 

 

I don't like Peacocks, I don't like Skunks and I don't like this outfit. I know she likes to be creative and adventurous and I cant like there's a couple crazy outfits she's done that I've thought "that's neat" but this definitely is not one of them.

 

#3 Kim Kardashian

 

Kim K - Last Year's fashin faux pas

Kimmy has made it onto the list yet again. Last year it was the turtle neck jumper with the reptile hooker boots, this year it's the flower sour dress. I'm sorry Kim but this just didn't work. The design would be pretty on a handbag or toiletry bag but on the entire length of the dress. Maybe if it was just on the waistline then it could work, even if the pattern was just on a belt it would work but the full length! Nah! Soz. LOL! :|

#2 Tara Reid

 

 

No Comment! It maybe Halloween but this is just wrong and scary, scary bad! You don't know how lucky you are, you nearly came first. I would of eaten you alive if you were first (looks like it'd be easy she's not wearing any clothes to start off with)

 

#1 Lady Gaga

 

 

 

Da bitch made it on the list TWICE!!! This fully deserves to be on the worst dressed list not just for 2013 but for the whole decade and for the whole century what the hell were you not thinking Gaga? I know your album is called Art Pop and you're trying to be all artsy and stuff but this is actually disgusting and should be burnt IMMEDIATELY!!!! (Someone find me an incinerator NOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!)

 

Gaga you are the WORST dressed of 2013!!!

 

Check Out the Quirkiest Dressed Celebs 2013

 



TeeVee: NEW Shows in 2014

 

Television in 2013 has been dramatic, entertaining and eventful.

But before we +1 to 13 let's see a small chunk of what the big 1-4 has to offer us.

Bordertown

The Seth MacFarlane animated empire continues to grow and expand with the comedy giant introducing his newest creation to the world.

The show is called Bordertown, The two main characters are Bud Backwald, who is a border line agent that has three children, the other character is Ernesto Gonzales, an imigrant from Mexico who is happy to be with his family in the United States. The show is set in a fictitious town in Texas.

The show is due to premiere on FOX in the US this Fall 2014, it will take over American Dad's slot in the 'Animation Domination' line-up. American Dad will move to TBS which will broadcast the show from Summer 2014.

Bordertown looks similar to another animation TV show on FOX that we all know and love, Bob's Burgers. But anyways we look forward to watching the first ever 30 minute episode of Bordertown this Fall 2014 on FOX.

The Musketeers

Okay, The Three Musketeers story has been rinsed out thousands of times but in-order to watch this adaptation of the story you must forget everything you know about the other versions.

The new BBC adaptation of the old French story stars Luke Pasqualino, Tom Burke, Santiago Cabrera and Howard Charles.
It also stars Doctor Who number 12, Peter Capaldi, who is sort of the reason why the new show has been delayed, the producers have said they will have to "recalibrate" the series in order to accommodate Capaldi's new role.

The Musketeers does look similar to the recent 2011 film 'The Three Musketeers'. However we'll still watch the first 60 minute episode of The Musketeers this January 2014 on BBC One. (The Musketeers will also air in the US on BBC America this Spring 2014)

Reflex

The team behind hit Saturday night TV show The Cube bring you an amazing brand new BBC1 game show, REFLEX!

Hosted by Eastenders own, Shane Richie, the show sees two teams of three family members compete in a series of physical and mental tasks that all share one common theme, the games all require contestants to be fast, and test everything from pure physical speed and dexterity; in order to win.

Reflex should be good. We hope that Reflex will different from the Cube so that there is continued game show variety. But we look forward to watching the first 45 minute episode of Reflex on the 11th January 2014 on BBC One

Inside KFC

Those of you currently reading this while holding a KFC chicken leg pay attention right now!
At a time when our entire nation seems to be obsessed by fast food, the NEW BBC One series will gain unprecedented and surprising access to a global super-brand, KFC.

Who knows what will happen in this tell all show, but we'll be watching the 60 minute documentary Inside KFC this Spring 2014 on BBC One. 



The Taste

 

It taste good in America but will it take off over here in the UK?
Nigella Lawson's brand new show The Taste is a ten-part series which shall see contestants face rounds of cookery challenges, with the panel blind tasting just a spoonful of the food before eliminating competitors from the show.

The food competition will be narrowed down to 12 contestants with a judge acting as a mentor or coach, to each team of four. The blind taste twist means that a mentor could end up sending home a member of their own team if their food is not up to scratch, this twist gives The Taste a simply amazing audience grabbing show.

Channel 4 has also been fortunate enough to acquire the rights to air the US version of the programme, later in 2014. We can't wait to see the US version but for now the UK version of The Taste starts on Tuesday 7th January 2014 on Channel 4 at 9pm


Dates for the Diary:

The Taste - Tuesday 7th January 2014 / 9pm (Channel 4)
Reflex - Saturday 11th January 2014 (BBC One)
The Musketeers - January 2014 (BBC One) Spring 2014 (BBC America)
Inside KFC - Spring 2014 (BBC One)Bordertown - Fall 2014 (FOX)

(Look At) The State Of Florida Trayvon Martin Tribute

                                                                     

 (Look At)The State of Florida  

By Hannah Lee,14/07/13

A Trayvon Martin Tribute.

                                                                                

Taste The Rainbow.
Hadn't even open the packet yet.
And I was gonna sip that Iced tea
Before he Iced me. 
I can see
the frustration in your hearts                                                 
Social networking sites are icy.                                                  #Justice                                                                       ?
Who realised that 
My 17years had collided with 
Emmett Till's mother's fears.  
                ?           
 Maybe it was my black skin cloak 

with adjoining hoodie?
 this man's innocent Pantomine villain
         What about me evoked
                 the killing?
            "But surely Justice-"
                      And there's no
                   "Justice" good.
              "Let them settle their own shit 
                        in the hood".
A Mother's Son
A Father's Love
                 What about the boy in the hood? 
"Stereotypes of a black male
                            misunderstood."
                                                    @hannlee_,14/07/13
A Trayvon Martin Tribute.                                                                         
                                                                           

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS! beautiful.

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS!

 The Soundtrack to this post is;Snoop Dogg feat Pharrell, Beautiful

Ohhh-ohh-oh-ohhh-ohhh... *Oh-hooo!*
Yeahhh, yeahh, yeah, yeahhhh... (Ayyyy... oh yeah, there's something about you...)[Chorus x2]Beautifulllll, I just want you to knooow (Oh-hooo!)
You're my favorite girl... (Ayyy... oh yeah, there's something bout you...)

Yes Judge. The Accused is to be tried on counts of crimes to Fashion. The Accused proudly pleads guilty and demands that they be let off as although their catwalks have been void of the footsteps of an ancestral pattern unfamiliar to their own, they MAY randomly in the future choose to ANOINT a LUCKY BITCH THATS PRADA HOW DID SHE MANAGE THAT ethnic model to diversify their frankly overrated fashion.

Why must these SAMEY  fashion urghs insist upon forcing the SAME SAMEY looking models? They make these drab and VILE excuses for Our (and by our I mean in this context ,the ethnic woman) beauty by starving the already thirsty catwalks of any cultural diversity~ and instead of adding exotic air into these catwalks or fashion shows, they fawn over  bushy eyebrows or the cerulean blue of some pretty model  with the same eyes and the same skin as them and the same excuse as to why  the ethnic model in fashions luxury  ocean must pray some urgh  picks her to swim upstream.

Let us make no mistake; models not of the ethnic persuasion are just as gorgeous as those who are-if only they were being given the chance to show it.

What brought this on was an article in the Evening Standard; http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/the-new-naomi-campbell-london-teenager-malaika-firth-to-front-prada-campaign-8684916.html

Read it, absolute tripe.

There's an overwhelming sense of; "OH HOW LUUUUUUUCKY SHE IS!"

Not once does the article (if you can even call whatever the pig's piss I just read that) ask

WHY.

WHY  is Malaika Firth, (the LUCKY ethnic model in the "article" ) the

 "first black model to front a campaign for the fashion house (Prada) since Naomi Campbell in 1994"?

WHAT TOOK YA'LL SO LOONG?

And she's not the first ethnic model to have a fashion first;

In 2009, Chinese model Liu Wen became the FIRST model of Chinese descent to walk in a  Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Wen also participated in the 2010 show and expressed surprise at being chosen. As of  2013, she has walked the show for 4 consecutive years. 

Supermodel extraordinaire Tyra Banks has many firsts;

Banks was the first African American woman on the covers of GQ and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and  in 1997, she became the  first-ever African American chosen for the cover of the Victoria's Secret catalogue.

Vanessa Williams, the American singer, actress, producer and former fashion model was crowned Miss America 1984 on September 17, 1983, becoming the first African American to win the title.

Model Jourdan Dunn explains that black models are pitted against each other because there are so few jobs for them. Many labels are only looking for one black girl at castings.

Jourdan says, "People will say things in Chanel's (model Chanel Iman) ear like, 'Jourdan is taking your spot,' and then they'll say to me, 'Don't trust Chanel.'"

(The models used to feud-sort of but are now quite close)

Chanel says, "You're being told, 'So and so is only booking one black girl. It's either you or Jourdan,' So we'll be sitting in the lobby looking at each other like, 'Okay, I want this job, and she wants it too. Which one of us is going to get it?'"

"I remember last season," says  Jourdan, "I was about to go into a casting, and my agent phoned and said, 'Turn back. They decided they don't want any black models.'

 I was like, 'They're actually telling you that's the reason? Are you serious?!'"

How long has ethnic skin been out of date? Or should I be asking how long these people's mind's have been drifting in search of something to "bring back"?

And then to behave in a way as such that you are doing Us this ONCEINALIFETIMEOPPORTUNITYTOMODELFORYOUHOWLUCKYWEARE! favour by including us?

Alexander Wang says,

 "For some designers, it's their 'thing' to make a statement with a black girl, but I just cast who I think is cool."

Major Ethnic Models& those on the Rise;  

Selita Ebanks 

Jourdan Dunn                     Fior Mendez                 Liu Wen                Iman

                                      Vanessa Williams                 Liya Kebede

               Chanel Iman                

                                            Tyra Banks                  Alex Wek              Sessilee Lopez

    Naomi Campbell                                                                                                                          

                               Fatima Siad                               Ashley Moore