This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS!
The Soundtrack to this post is; Montell Jordan This Is How We Do It
This is how we do it...La ra ra ra ra ra...This is how we do it.
It's Friday night, and I feel all right,
Cos the party's here on the West side!
... You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid! So tip up your cup and throw your hands up,
And let me hear the party say...
teacher "respect"&Ꭵndirects
The Year 11 Assembly.
Ꭿngels are singing somewhere but not here in assembly. A short demon is strutting grumpily and bellowing at our Year.
SHE'S BAAAAAAACK!
They start off Assembly with this false and forced prize giving for those who have hit targets or got a good grade in their Mock Exams (A couple of Malteser boxes from Poundland, naturally). Of course during this "prize giving", not one teacher cracks a nice comment our Year's way.
So one of the boy's goes up to collect his certificate from our wastegash Head Of Year who is really the bottom in our Year's metaphorical Horse Costume.
2 of the boys shout our Year's Banter catchphrase "NOOOOOOOO *Insert Name Here* !"
Our whole Year including the person who the comment was directed at laugh; its our Year's thing, an inside joke.
CUEEEEE DE HODGSTᗩᗩᗩᗩ.
"YEAAAR ELEVEEEEN! THIIIISS is what I absolutely HATEEE about your YEAR!
KMTTTT WATCH HER GET ℳAD NOW.
Big gyal Deputy ℍead starts bringing up old offenses and gossiping about our Year WITH our Year, how some boy slapped up a younger boy outside the boys toilets who cried to his mother who cried to her, and HOW DARE SOMEONE FROM YOUR YEAR DO THAT!
"PEOPLE IN YOUR YEAR ARE HARRASSING YOUNGER PUPILS! VANDALISING THE ICT ROOM! I MEAN REALLY YEAR 11, BROKEN CHAIRS, PILED UP UNDER THE WHITE BOARD IN THE ROOM I TRUSTED ᎽOU WITH!"
...
"NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU PEOPLE KEEP HANGING AROUND AFTER SCHOOL! GO HOME! WE DON'T WANT YOU AROUND HERE, KICKING FOOTBALLS AROUND IN THE PLAYGROUND OR LOITERING!"
By this point our Year is getting comfortable in thier chairs as this is the performance we have come to expect from her. I'm even seeing a couple people using thier Revision Booklets as fans while she battles on.
"I HAVE HAD PEOPLE STRANGLING YOUNGER PUPILS, VANDALISING SCHOOL PROPERTY AND RUNNING AWAY FROM ME WHEN I CALL THEM!"
Now that last bit, that last bit was an ᎥNDIRECT.
And it was an indirect directed at Me&Roshh.
You see Wednesday, we were all called for a Mass about Lent in the hall (led by our possibly highhhh R.E teacher who kept stroking his head generously and looking around) .
Me&the girls were coming from Maths and as we strolled down the stairs, we did a lil rendition of Whitney Houston's
"ANNNNNDDDD IIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIII, WILL ALWAYZ LOOOVEEE YOUUUUUUU..."
I thought ωe sounded ωell prestᎥge.
Then, all you here is
"RIOOOGHT. WHOSE MAKING THAT RACKEEET!"
Yearrrp, Hodges.
Two of the girls ran past her into Mass and me&Roshh ran up the stairs.
"RIOOOOGHT, I'M COMING TO GET YOU, DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!"
*ωhen I tell you me&Roshh were hiding behind double doors and this woman came, breathing heavy and trying to sense where we were, then tried to shame us by making us walk in Mass late and sit at the front KMT.*
Fast forward to today and the weasle was calling us out in assembly and everyone was grinning at us just remembering our arrival at Mass.
This woman then threatened our year with no prom or love from her until her and the rest of the bumlick staff are pleased.
WELL WE'LL THROW OUR OWN PROM THEN RUDE GIRL.
Then, this woman had the AUDACITY to tell us we were "lucky" she's a "good Christian woman".
AHBEG YOUR PARDON MATE?
Love,hanns
Follow us on Twitter @JustThatChannel !
Follow the JTC crew on Twitter @...
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@EXCVI
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@BoyRrosa
This is how we do it...La ra ra ra ra ra...This is how we do it.
It's Friday night, and I feel all right,
Cos the party's here on the West side!
... You gotta get your groove on, before you go get paid! So tip up your cup and throw your hands up,
And let me hear the party say...
teacher "respect"&Ꭵndirects
The Year 11 Assembly.
Ꭿngels are singing somewhere but not here in assembly. A short demon is strutting grumpily and bellowing at our Year.
SHE'S BAAAAAAACK!
They start off Assembly with this false and forced prize giving for those who have hit targets or got a good grade in their Mock Exams (A couple of Malteser boxes from Poundland, naturally). Of course during this "prize giving", not one teacher cracks a nice comment our Year's way.
So one of the boy's goes up to collect his certificate from our wastegash Head Of Year who is really the bottom in our Year's metaphorical Horse Costume.
2 of the boys shout our Year's Banter catchphrase "NOOOOOOOO *Insert Name Here* !"
Our whole Year including the person who the comment was directed at laugh; its our Year's thing, an inside joke.
CUEEEEE DE HODGSTᗩᗩᗩᗩ.
"YEAAAR ELEVEEEEN! THIIIISS is what I absolutely HATEEE about your YEAR!
KMTTTT WATCH HER GET ℳAD NOW.
Big gyal Deputy ℍead starts bringing up old offenses and gossiping about our Year WITH our Year, how some boy slapped up a younger boy outside the boys toilets who cried to his mother who cried to her, and HOW DARE SOMEONE FROM YOUR YEAR DO THAT!
"PEOPLE IN YOUR YEAR ARE HARRASSING YOUNGER PUPILS! VANDALISING THE ICT ROOM! I MEAN REALLY YEAR 11, BROKEN CHAIRS, PILED UP UNDER THE WHITE BOARD IN THE ROOM I TRUSTED ᎽOU WITH!"
...
"NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU PEOPLE KEEP HANGING AROUND AFTER SCHOOL! GO HOME! WE DON'T WANT YOU AROUND HERE, KICKING FOOTBALLS AROUND IN THE PLAYGROUND OR LOITERING!"
By this point our Year is getting comfortable in thier chairs as this is the performance we have come to expect from her. I'm even seeing a couple people using thier Revision Booklets as fans while she battles on.
"I HAVE HAD PEOPLE STRANGLING YOUNGER PUPILS, VANDALISING SCHOOL PROPERTY AND RUNNING AWAY FROM ME WHEN I CALL THEM!"
Now that last bit, that last bit was an ᎥNDIRECT.
And it was an indirect directed at Me&Roshh.
You see Wednesday, we were all called for a Mass about Lent in the hall (led by our possibly highhhh R.E teacher who kept stroking his head generously and looking around) .
Me&the girls were coming from Maths and as we strolled down the stairs, we did a lil rendition of Whitney Houston's
"ANNNNNDDDD IIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIII, WILL ALWAYZ LOOOVEEE YOUUUUUUU..."
I thought ωe sounded ωell prestᎥge.
Then, all you here is
"RIOOOGHT. WHOSE MAKING THAT RACKEEET!"
Yearrrp, Hodges.
Two of the girls ran past her into Mass and me&Roshh ran up the stairs.
"RIOOOOGHT, I'M COMING TO GET YOU, DON'T RUN AWAY FROM ME!"
*ωhen I tell you me&Roshh were hiding behind double doors and this woman came, breathing heavy and trying to sense where we were, then tried to shame us by making us walk in Mass late and sit at the front KMT.*
Fast forward to today and the weasle was calling us out in assembly and everyone was grinning at us just remembering our arrival at Mass.
This woman then threatened our year with no prom or love from her until her and the rest of the bumlick staff are pleased.
WELL WE'LL THROW OUR OWN PROM THEN RUDE GIRL.
Then, this woman had the AUDACITY to tell us we were "lucky" she's a "good Christian woman".
AHBEG YOUR PARDON MATE?
Love,hanns
Follow us on Twitter @JustThatChannel !
Follow the JTC crew on Twitter @...
@theehannahlee
@EXCVI
@colleenwils_
@BoyRrosa
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