Thursday, 24 January 2013

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS! parents just don't understa...evening...



This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS!

The Soundtrack to this post is; The Fresh Prince & DJ Jazzy Jeff~ Parents Just Don't Understand
You know parents are the same

No matter time nor place

They don't understand that us kids

Are going to make some mistakes

So to you other kids all across the land

There's no need to argue

Parents just don't understand...

parents just don't understa...evening...
   

Parents Evening has to be the most IRELLEVANT  invention/day in the school calendar.
Its the day when  Teachers staple on their fake smiles and Parent's cream their fingers for the anticipation of slapping their kids on the part of skin showing the most.

Teacher; Ahmm, Jezebidiah has made SOME improvements this term, but he does have to stop shouting out and he'll be-

Parent; *Gives Screwface* SHOUTING OUT. IS THAT RIGHT. *Jezebidiah is silent* I SAID,IS THAT RIGHT JEZEBIDIAH?


Kid; *in small voice* Yes Mum.
*Mum gives Jezebidiah the looong "Eternity" stare.*


   
          That look your Mum gives you when Parents evening is getting real peak...
This parent's evening can only be described by the sound "UUUUUUUURRRHHHHHHHH"

blaaaaddy annoying.
Most teachers suddenly became ever soo SHY and RESERVED in front of the parents.
So the opposite of how our actual lessons go.

They weren't soo shy and reserved however to leave out the fact your kid needs to "zip it" *followed by nervous laugh* during their lesson.
The "good student, needs to reign it in/chat less in my lesson/zip it" comment was present at 4 of the meetings regarding moi today, so my Dad started a countdown. Whenever a teacher said the beginnings of that sentence, my Dad went "NUMBER 3." "NUMBER 4".
kmt.
What I realised though, sitting in the chair across from some of the teachers was that Parent's evening isn't for the Parents;
                                                                           
      OHH TRUST ME, WHEN WE GET HOME, ITS GON' GET REAL 
ITS FOR US.
Our parent's are only there to intimidate us into listening to whatever the teacher has to say that people don't usually listen to.
Think about it;
A teacher can't deny you the right to that new Chanel purse  or even demand the respect they seem to think they deserve (I dunna what for, some of them are just...)
Yet your Parent comes along, and with one "ETERNITY" stare *if its your Mum* or one "IS THIS TRUE,YEAAH?" *from your Dad* and you're there promising to be the best you can be for the whole year, and Yes Sir/Miss, I'll get the highest grade possible and try the hardest in your lesson and even stay behind for revision lessons and of course I'm gonna raise money for the *insert subject name here* Department!

Love,hanns

@theehannahlee


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