This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS! shisha pens&year10's.

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS!

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shisha pens&year10's.

So Friday the teacher's held an assembly during the last bit of 1st period and the first bit of 2nd period to talk about the distribution of "Shisha Pens" on our site (Years9,10,11&occassionally 6th form).

YOU SURE DIS SHISHA? DANNNGGG

The teach who basically owns the other bumlick teachers and is running the assembly is watching us all file in, and most of us have an idea about whats about to go down.
Teacher: *Shouting a lotta bullshit with accompanying violent hand movements* YEAR 11'S ARE MEANT TO BE THE MOST SMART AND TRUST WORTHY ON THIS SITE APART FROM THE STAFF!

What happened was, she spoke in a sinister voice about how disappointing our year was, because shisha pens had been found in year10.
HOL' URP.

*Teacher spits on about boys in our year selling food,then...*
"These... *pause's for a long time to air her disgust at said item that she has plucked from somewhere* SHEEEEEESHA PENSSSSS *makes quote marks with fingers* have been found on this site!"
Ohh ffs.
WHAT HAVE YEAR 11 DONE NOW? AND HOW HAVE THESE PENS BEEN CIRCULATING IN OUR YEAR AND PEOPLE ARE SITTING THERE LOOKING CONFUSED? To find out, tune into the next episode of...The Assembly.

"TEN Were found in Year10, and only 1 in Year11, and I am absolutely FURIOUS!"

Ayyy nahh relaxxxx yourself, you just admitted only ONE was found in our Year and the majority in Year10?

She then goes on to describe the "sheeesha pensss!" to us...

"You get about a 100 puffs from THESE things, and People at THISSS SCHOOL have been selling them at £8-10 poundsss! Although I can't understand why you'd want to buy one!"

And how, despite the teacher's best efforts, they haven't found anything "but food" that the boys were going to sell (Yes, they searched some of the boys in our year).

Said teacher then supplied us with her conversations with students and teachers (informers of the distribution of shisha pens aka SNAAAKES!) and then, just to prove her point that we were meant to be trustworthy citizens of the school, said teacher embarked upon a too much information spree...

"WHY HAVE PARENTS BEEN PHONING ME TO TELL ME THEIR SONS CANNOT USE THE BOYS' TOILETS AND ARE HOLDING IT IN UNTIL THEY GET HOME BECAUSE OF HOW DISSSSSGUSTING THE BOYS' TOILETS ARE!?"

Apparently some NARSTY boy pissed in the toilet loo roll tube and another aggressive pratt pulled something ceramic off the wall and smashed it, so now the boys' toilets has a warning sign not to go in on it. Fucksake lads! And just when the girls toilets had got over the gossiping graffiti on the hand dryer's and overflowing pads scandal!


 KMT.

SOAR ABOVE IT YEAR11.

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AN UPDATE ON THIS POST!!!!!


Due to the increasing popularity of this blog, a Shisha Pen company has started following me on Twitter xD

"EShisha" must think its free promotion or summin but we ARE NOT encouraging anyone to Purchase or Puff on these pens- especially NOT Year10s ;)

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