Wednesday, 16 January 2013

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS! Listen...BOYS. The Mandem Rules™.

This is... HANNAH LEE'S HIGHLIGHTS!
Well here's a photo, you know, just in case I reject you :)

The Soundtrack to this post is; JAY-Z - Excuse Me Miss ft. Pharrell

Jay-Z;
Yeah, can I get my grown man on for one second?
Cause I see some ladies tonight that should be hangin wit Jay-Z, Jay-Z
(Pharrell: So hot to trot.. la-dy!)
Excuse me miss, what's your name?
Can you come, hang with me?
Possibly, can I take you out, to-
night


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnDh0JhmaFw


ℓisten...BOYS.

Ayyy we just met aswell
The Mandem Rules.

 When you are trying to get a girl's attention, 

You  DO NOT "holla" at her or approach her hungrily like a Vegetarian hankering after the last Innocent Smoothie in Tescos.

You DO NOT send one of your "mandem" over to chirps for you. LAZY is not in any girl's Boyfriend description, especially not when you've not even formally met yet!

How very nice for you... DUDE.
You DO NOT come on road looking like Tom Sawyer,RoadMan Edition.  

You DO NOT immediately ask me for my FACEBOOK,TWITTER OR THE EVER POPULAR "Ayoo bebs let man hold your BBpin stilllll" before you've even asked me my NAME.

You DO NOT forget to WASH yourself and YOUR BREATH  before approaching me, especially as boys love not shaving their legs or pitts and some barely shave their cheeks.

You DO NOT stare DIRECTLY AT a girl's breasts when trying to interact with her mind.

You DO NOT act bored when approaching a girl; Sorry but, Who do you think you are? Roadman of the week?
A man would slam dunk the moon for your affections yaa zimm?

You DO NOT  approach me when I'm with a parent/ younger sibling! Although a lot of adults wouldn't understand "You're lookin' ever soo spicey today babes, let man chaaaat to you"

Try to imagine you had boobs and full lips and a high arse and you were getting hollared at all the time by thirsty ants whose muscles were ready to carry off the delicious girl picnic.
Love,hanns

@theehannahlee

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